* each Chorus repeat uses the next smaller currency on the list [Chorus] * HEY this is Christmas, I hope we don’t miss this My kids have half of Wal*Mart on their wish list But I’m flat broke so I scrape and I scrounge All around, hey now, found a quarter/dime/nickel/penny * in the couch!
900 YEARS OLD AND I CANT STOP PLAYING TOUCH THE RASH 1 800 HOTTIE MISSING TRASH GRIP CUNT FRUSTRATE CUSTOM SHIFT MASTER KEY FASTER BABY HEY CRASH YOUR CAR INTO ME NEVER BEEN THIS SICK BEFORE I BEEFED AND BABY GOTTA LICK MY BILE MISSING HOTTIE HAD A CRASH VOMIT ON A HOT DASH MAYBE
(Intro: Eminem) ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, GLOBAL WARMING IS MY FEAR I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE FUCKING QUEERS THEY CALL ME DR. EMINEM CAUSE I CHECK THAT PUSSY FINGERING IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY REALLY MUSHY (Verse 1: Eminem) I MADE A NEW DISCOVERY; YOU ARE A FAGGOT YOU AIN’T SEEMIN LUCKY, I’MMA CALL
Rejoice in the Richmondd always and again I say Rejoice Rejoice Rejoice and again I say Rejoice Here we go on, come on alright little louder now HEY Where the students are growing day by day Where all the Teachers are Best and Great Rejoice in the Richmondd always and again I say Rejoice Rejoice
Oh no they ain’t see this coming We dem new niggaz in the field counting money On my A game I don’t fuck with crash dummy’s Bitch I come in peace but all my dawgs keep it gully HEY Now this right here is that boom chacka lacka Taking shots of Henny might as well